Ever heard of schizoflatulalia? Probably not. It’s the condition where you hear voices in your burps.
In the early days you took drugs for it: medication which forced digestive gas downwards for bottom-end issue. If gas wasn’t coming out of your mouth… no problem. Thankfully this crude solution was later supplanted by a more sophisticated approach that took the mind into account. CBT-based mindfulness procedures can now, by themselves, be used to train the body to reroute gas safely downwards.
- Dinner at Bellini’s